Introduce Ourselves

HERE IS THE ILLUSTRIOUS GRUMPUS ROOM(and other good stuff happening around this desert hellhole we call Tucson) NEWSLETTER.

Where you'll learn all about the who's, why's, where's, when's, and whatfor's of whatever the hell we (hopefully this will be a we and not just a me...as I get bored easily and prefer groups of people causing action instead of the ennui that sets in from one man going it alone) feel like hepping you to. Maybe it'll be a show, maybe it'll be a taco truck, or maybe it'll be a wash where a dead vagrant lies. It'll always be something good however. My name's Mark Beef, the others who hopefully will join me are Donn and Betty. It's easy to get caught up in "there's nothing to do in this dumb town"itis and even easier to find ten years have come and gone and you don't have anything to show for it, except whatever fun (and I do mean fun) memories you can actually still squeeze from your addled brain. We are your guides in this self exiled purgatory. Come with us. Oh the sights we have to show you